CENSORED POST

We here at the Hypocritic Oath take censorship very seriously. We support all manner of strict censorship and media control. It is with this in mind that unregrettably tell you that the original article set to run this week has not only been censored, but completely banned. Substack will not let us post this article as it was deemed “dangerously funny”. We don’t want to be responsible for any negative health effects, mainly so we don’t get sued, but also because we don’t want you to have to use the healthcare system if it’s not necessary.